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1) Allow ample time for holiday travel, and be prepared in case there are any hiccups. Get the car tuned up before any long drives…and bring extra candy for those oral fixations that help us all to de-stress.
2) If you’re hosting, surprise your wife by hiring a cleaning service to take the edge off…
3) Plan to get your shopping done sooner rather than later. This way you not only have the ‘bird’ in hand, but you can prepare many side dishes or desserts ahead of time too.
4) It’s tempting to micromanage if you’re hosting a potluck-style meal, but be gracious when someone offers to bring a dish, or if an unexpected guest shows up at the last minute.
5) Before everyone arrives — and certainly before you eat and lapse into a food coma, make time for a little ‘private time’ with your hostess…
6) At the table, if anyone brings up an uncomfortable or divisive line of conversation, change the subject. And, even if pressed, remain neutral.
7) When it comes to spending time with other relatives or in-laws, don’t fight; find creative ways to ‘split the difference.’ After all, the holidays are about coming together…
8) Remember, even if you’re both super anal, it’s ok if things get messy. People spill and drop things all the time, and unless it severs an artery, it’s definitely not worth killing the vibe over.
9) Man up and help with the clean up after everyone leaves–you know what we mean…and you know it’ll pay dividends later!
10) Have fun and make tons of memories. This means that you’re going to have to actually get off your phone and live life–instead of merely Instagramming it. We’re not judging food porn pics — or any other legal porn pics!–but remember to enjoy the time you have together…and if you have a special MILF in your life, don’t take that for granted.
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