Let’s Twist Again: FLASH Sale on Twistys!

Happy #TittyTuesday everyone! Now, call us old-fashioned, but true classics never go out of style…And even if people don’t literally do the twist these days, well, we bet it could make a serious comeback if…

“Special Agent Penis, do you copy?”

Sometimes when we read the news, we wonder: is this a maybe a porn parody instead? It might be an occupational hazard since our brain is mostly on porn 24/7 — however — this recent…

Friday Night Fuckfest?!

Hey there! Hopefully you are in fact busy getting laid tonight and not reading this. If you are reading this though, we won’t take up too much of your precious chill time, but we thought…

Sexy Hub FLASH SALE!

Well hello again! We obviously had too much fun at the diner after covering Waitress POV — or we wish we had! Anyway, even though being a generous tipper always helps, getting by in this…

Waitress POV has your Thirsty Thursday Covered!

We don’t know about you, but Hump Day always seems to make us work up an appetite… And so when it comes to Thirsty Thursday, well, hydration alone isn’t going to cut it. Luckily there’s…

Best New Teen Porn Stars!

If only the hottest, freshest babes will do, then the rising teen starlets of porn will give you plenty to feast your eyes on! But tracking them all down can be a bit of a…

New Week, New Deal: Purgatory X!

Heaven can wait — because the action on the all-new PurgatoryX.com is just too hot to pass up! If Dante’s Inferno were to inspire a porn site, well, Purgatory X is pretty darn close to…

Spring Cleaning Tips: Brought to you by MYLF!

Spring has sprung — and so have we….er, figuratively speaking. Although, actually it is literal, since it is utterly impossible for us to remain limp while beholding the majestic MILFS of MYLF.com! Sure, we could…