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Your [Long] Weekend Edition: Last-Minute Labor Day Escape with Fake Hostel!
It’s hard to believe that summer has already cum and gone. Hopefully your summer involved plenty of cumming and getting to go on vacation — or at least relax a bit… And now here we…
Weekend Edition “Ass-travaganza,” Part 2: Baby Got Back!
In our previous post, we paid homage to Buttman himself and covered the glorious gonzo gaping style of ‘ass-preciation.’ However, for today’s blog, we’re throwing it back to basics: big round booty. That’s right —…
Thirsty Thursday: Quench and get Drenched with Girl Cum!
Look out boys: she’s definitely slippery when wet! GirlCum.com is an all-new site, brought to you by the same production team behind Team Skeet. And while we like anyone and everyone to cum, Girl Cum…
Wednesdays are…WICKED!
Er, no, not THAT Wicked (although there is this one porn parody…). But the Wicked we’re talking about is the one and only Wicked Pictures! And on that note, we think it’s time to drum…
MILFs at Work…
If you’re sitting back on this fine thirsty Thursday evening thinking ‘tomorrow is Friday, I’ll just coast at work’ — well, not so fast, buddy! There’s a strict, new boss in charge…Cue the theme music!…
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Whether you like your porn softcore, hardcore, or something somewhere in between, Porn Discounts is all about hooking fans up with whatever they crave for less–in other words…we give you the “real deal!” …Although, it’s not…
Red, White, and BOOBS! Your 4th of July fun starts here!
Oh say can you see… yeah—we’re rubbing our eyes too! Hot damn! Well, there’s nothing like a hot babe and some all-American hardcore to put a spring in your step and a big bulge in…
Father’s Day Flash Sale: Dad Crush!
To all the guys out there celebrating Father’s Day this weekend, we hope you’re having a great time or least getting the chance to kick back! Now, we could be cliche, give you a lame…
Hockey season is over — but you can still SCORE big with us!
First off, congratulations to the St. Louis Blues for becoming the 2019 Stanley Cup Champions! What a game! Even though our writer might be a biased Pittsburgh Penguins fan *cough*, it’s always exciting to see…