The Safe Word is…Savings!

“I spilled the coffee. I am a dirty boy.”

Sometimes, “life imitates art” — but even better, sometimes life imitates porn too! We definitely love it when that happens! However, when it comes to getting kinky, sometimes certain things are better off left to the professionals out there — at least until you [perhaps literally] learn the ropes…or floggers…or whatever tickles your pickle!

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At Porn Discounts, we celebrate sexual tastes in of every flavor, but we also always encourage you to educate yourself, your partner(s), and make sure everyone’s enthusiastically consenting and aware. We aren’t trying to rain on your parade at all, but accidents/ugly situations sometimes happen when people try to imitate porn–especially if it’s a little more extreme in nature.

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So for the love of anything worth being horny over, please, please: use common sense! No one wants to end up in the Emergency Room, or wearing cuffs of the non-sexy kind…and it would also really suck to end up embarrassing yourself and ending up in the pages of a British tabloid because one of your friends leaks details of your kinky dungeon vacation…

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