If you’re reading this, congratulations: we assume you made it through awkward office parties with drunk co-workers, dinners with gossipy in-laws, and running the gauntlet of delicious carbs that lasts from mid-December until about now. Well, bravo, man! Give yourself a pat on the back and THANK GOD there is a weekend between now and next Monday when everyone basically goes back to work for real…cause you need a holiday to recover from the effing holidays! (Holler @porndiscounts on Twitter if you’re feeling that!)
Now, whether or not you blew your budget this holiday season, we know you probably blew your wad–hopefully more than once, because that’s a very, very healthy thing to do for stress relief. And because we wish you much health and happiness in 2020 (and there’s just too much crazy $hit going on right now in the world) we wanted to let you know that it’s not too late to treat yourself to some flash sale fun. Not kidding: you can still score Reality Kings, Brazzers, Mofos, Babes.com, Digital Playground, Fake Hub, Twistys, Mile High Media, and many more top-notch porn brands for only $7.99 your first month. That’s right: our holiday flash sale rates for these brands have been extended until January 6th... so think of this as your present for surviving the holidays, and hop to! And feel free to preview many of the above sites via our recent XXXmas discount posts. For more, join in on our Christmas Porn Sale where all of the deals are delightful!
Also, we have another sweet deal that you might have overlooked after one too many cocktails: 74% discount to True Amateurs, which also brings their rate down to $7.99 — magical, right! If you’re looking to kick off the new year by getting back to “basics,” True Amateurs is a great idea because nothing is more basic than a gorgeous girl stripping, sucking, and fucking on camera for the very first time. Now, if you’ve been following our blog, then you know how we feel — i.e. not all “amateur” porn sites are created equally.
However, if you want “the real thing” as well as high quality production values and an exquisite caliber of diverse, beautiful, and fresh-faced talent, True Amateurs is really a must-see site. These guys know what they’re doing, and the girls here are so sweet, nasty, and nuanced on camera that you won’t know whether to cum right now–or stay stiff in anticipation of what’s going to happen next!
And on that note, we wish you a very stiff and happy [un]holiday weekend. We’ll catch you again next week with more blogs featuring 2020’s best deals!
