Shiny and New: Amateur Allure

Make any New Year’s resolutions? Yeah, we did too — after all, those holiday indulgences really do seem to hit you all at once. And in hopes of laughing with you a bit, we have a series of pictures below to describe the usual progression of one’s so-called resolutions, courtesy of AmateurAllure.com:

1) How we feel at the beginning of the new year, fresh and excited about fulfilling our resolutions…

“I’m totally gonna stick to that new diet plan!”

2) How we feel, oh, maybe a month in…

“Can I make that with cauliflower instead? How many carbs? Is this keto?”

3) How it looks approximately 3-4 months in:

“OMG I’d do anything for a donut right now…Maybe if I go to yoga and run a half marathon…”

4) And finally, our prediction for how things will be by December 2019:

Give. Me. CARBS!!!!

Obviously, we’re are just kidding and we hope that if you do commit to being healthier in 2019 that you achieve your goals and more! And if you otherwise were enjoying our little picture show, then use this discount to Amateur Allure and save 57% off your membership right now!

Amateur Allure regularly features smokin’ hot newbies like Lacy Lennon…

Amateur Allure bills themselves as “a place where nice girls come to swallow cum” — sounds like a veritable adult Disneyland if you ask us! You’re in for some serious cock worship and babes who enjoy savoring that hot load…

CARBS! Nom nom nom!

Amateur Allure has been around for quite some time, so you have a nice deep collection of fully exclusive HD or 4K Ultra videos to enjoy, and fresh amateur action every week. The action is definitely “orally fixated,” but the girls enjoy a nice raunchy fuck as well.

When working towards your goals throughout the new year, it’s all about hitting that sweet spot…

The ladies of Amateur Allure might be new-cummers or total “one hit wonders,” but one thing’s for certain: they all look flawless on camera, with not only great bodies, but also attractive hair and make-up. These are high-quality well lit scenes too, so you won’t miss a drop — so to speak…

Kristen Scott reminds you to be thorough in all your 2019 undertakings…

In any case, Porn Discounts wishes you the best in 2019 and hope you will stick to whatever goals you have in mind. Don’t get discouraged by taking on too much at once — after all; everyone’s an “amateur” starting out — but there’s something alluring about that, right? Riiiiight? 😉