New Year, More Savings! Happy 2019 From Porn Discounts!

While you wait on the ball to drop tonight, Porn Discounts is already several steps ahead, in terms of thinking about your balls — namely the way you can [continue to] enjoy more great adult entertainment for less in 2019!

We know that lots of places are charging crazy fees to come ring in the new year tonight — but even if you aren’t blowing your wad on partying and are just staying in, we still think you deserve to send 2018 out with a BANG…or several.

As such, we have 5 hot new flash deals to score you great hardcore fun–for under $10! Can we get a hell yeah?!

First up, we have your VIP access to the one and only VIPCrew.com. On VIP Crew, several of your wildest fantasies cum to life. The site centers around anonymous dudes who throw lavish parties — and with pornstars (and enough inebriated babes) in attendance, the party quickly turns hardcore.

If you love seeing crazy unscripted hook-ups, group sex, exhibitionism, and a veritable smorgasbord of hardcore action, then by all means: take $35 off VIP Crew and Reality Kings with this discount!  –Oh yeah, didn’t we mention that?

VIP Crew is part of the ultimate reality porn party-hub, Reality Kings network. So one low rate to get in here scores you the entire “Kingdom” of 45+ exclusive sites! This means you score 11,710+ movies, along with new updates every day!

Now, if by some genetic gift, you still can’t get enough porn, don’t worry! We have another “party” for you… In fact, you can party even harder with 56% off Real Slut Party!

RealSlutParty.com delivers cute amateur babes and coeds without inhibitions. Especially if you’ve always fantasized about those infamous Frosh week “hazings,” this site will definitely tickle your fancy. Real Slut Party aims to give you ‘found footage’ of real wild sex parties, and we think they definitely deliver!

Real Slut Party has hundreds of exclusive videos — and what’s more, they are part of the Mofos network! If you haven’t heard of Mofos, well, they are a newer network brought to you by the same people behind Brazzers. On Mofos, you can expect top-quality production standards and great casting, but also some fun, light-hearted ‘reality’ style scenes that are sure to keep you in a festive mood!

…What holiday is it again? If you’re in a dorm, who cares!

Mofos.com picks up the amateur and ‘found footage’ niches in a big way across their network sites. If you love the action on Real Slut Party, then you’ll also want to check out Stranded Teens, I Know that Girl, Public Pickups, and Pervs on Patrol. In total, you end up with 15+ exclusive sites, and 5 unique “series” with a new video update daily. Mofos continues to grow at an impressive rate, and shows no signs of stopping their party any time soon…

There’s always that one friend of hers…

Next up, if you’re planning on having a fun night out, we really cannot stress this next point enough: DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE! Seriously: get yourself an uber, lyft, designated driver, bus, metro, trolley…or taxi cab. Really, there’s no excuse to kill yourself or other people, and/or ruin everyone’s life because of too many cocktails. We want you to arrive alive in 2019! Ok? Understood? Great!

Be a good friend: get you and your pals a safe ride home…and maybe channel that inner lesbian…

Now, we wish combine this public service announcement with an epic deal to one of the most hilarious and hot takes on transportation ever, so when you call for your real taxi/safe ride home, don’t forget to use this discount link to get Fake Taxi for only $9.99!

Yes: it’s cheesy, and yes: FakeTaxi.com is scripted with fully consenting actors. Do we care? No, because it’s fucking hot and awesome! Buckle up, buckaroos for one wild ride! Fake Taxi is but one of the exquisite pickup/reality sites comprising the massive Fake Hub network.

Pop goes the fake champagne cork!

The premise here is simple: lucky dude helps chicks out who forgot their cab fare with a “free ride” that often includes cream pies, facials, and anal. And you get to enjoy it all in full HD! Ps. They recently launched a Female-driver version of the site now as well!

Don’t you wish your commute involved horny European amateur babes?!

With your discounted Fake Taxi membership, you unlock all of Fake Hub, including: Fake Agent, Fake Cop, Fake Hospital, Fake Female Agent, and more!

The sites might be ‘fake’ but the need to get off is real!

We hope you’re loving our great porn deals and witty commentary so far. Now, for those of you who prefer to stay in tonight, believe it or not, that’s more our speed too. Sometimes you just need to relax, put your feet up…or put her legs over her head… which brings us to our 61% discount on Perv Mom.

The ball might drop tonight, but your pole will be erect like never before if you check out Perv Mom!

Pervmom.com is a newer addition to the MILF porn niche — and my, what a fine one it is! Perv Mom casts some of today’s biggest and best ‘power MILFs’ working in porn today like: Cherie DeVille, Alexis Fawx, Kagney Linn Karter, Jane Doux, Aaliyah Love, and more!

Ryder Skye has a ride ready for you!

Each scene is a fun ‘reality style’ set up with a humorous yet scintillating scenario that always leads to hardcore MILF action! There’s nothing these horny older ladies won’t do to get off!

“Oh, did I leave my panties on your bedroom floor?”

Perv Mom updates weekly with hot new scenes, and the collection you have there already is rock-solid…er, rock hard… Any fan of gorgeous MILFs taking advantage of unwitting stepsons, the son’s friend, the poolboy, or what have you, is going to love Perv Mom, so don’t miss these savings!

Alyssa Jade introduces her stepson to a new New Year’s tradition: get your balls sucked instead of watching the one drop.

Last, but definitely NOT least…we have something exxxtra special. Something for you to think about — especially if you’re stuck going to some stuffy ‘black and white’ ball…

Kendra Sunderland cheats on vacation

And, this is definitely something special for the interracial fans who have been craving a truly cinematic and decadent take on their favorite hardcore niche.

Ready to get away from it all, like Liya Silver and Jason Luv?

We are proud to offer up a discount of over $25 to AVN-winning Blacked.com! Blacked is the brainchild of critically-acclaimed porn director/producer Greg Lansky. And when you take a look around, it’s no surprise why Blacked.com is sweeping up industry awards from every direction!

Kendra Sunderland, Jason Brown, and Ricky Johnson star in Kendra’s Obsession, Part 4.

You really need to experience Blacked to believe it — because never before has a site given you interracial sex that is so profoundly erotic and decadent in tone. Scenes here are shot in some incredible locations — and of course, you’re going to see some of today’s hottest adult starlets, including heavy-hitters like Angela White, Lana Rhodes, Kendra Sunderland, and many more!

Another AVN award-winning scene with Angela White, Lena Paul, and Jason Brown!

All videos are Blacked.com roll out in 4K Ultra HD, so by all means — blow this up on your screens instead of whatever lame celebrity is leading tonight’s countdown.

Riley Reid takes on more than she can handle…and loves it!

No matter how you are ringing in 2019, we hope that you enjoy these great discounts and have a safe, healthy, horny, and all-around fabulous time!