Thirsty Thursday Special!

Hey everyone! If you’re reading this, we want to congratulate you on surviving the week thus far — and get you pumped up for the weekend with a little “Thirsty Thursday” fun.

It’s already happy hour somewhere in the world…

And no worries if you don’t drink alcohol, or prefer Coke to Pepsi, or “covefe” to tea — whatever your beverage of choice is, this ‘orally oriented’ deal is sure to please!

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…And judging by the looks of things, Kat Monroe thinks this dick tastes way better than Starbucks!

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That time Hugh Laurie was a straight dude at a lesbian bar…