The Luck of the Horny: St. Patrick’s Day Deals!

If you’re hitting the pub with friends, Lexi Belle reminds you to drink responsibly!

Whether you are actually Irish — or are just in it for the green beer and the “lucky charms” of the ladies who are also drinking the green beer, we have some extra-lucky St. Patrick’s Day weekend savings ready to go! It’s true: we have countless deals to score you hot porn for just $10 or less…

Brazzers, Reality Kings, Team Skeet are just a few of the 540+ sites that you can score right now for less than $10 a month!

However: every site you will find here in this porno pot o’gold is on sale right now for only…$5.00! Yes!!!!

It’s true: for practically the same amount of money as your large latte, you can click and immediately start enjoying these top adult brands! We figured we’d start here and let you see how far these savings can stretch…cause everyone, Irish or not, deserves to get lucky! But just to be clear: we have over 540+ sites right now for under $10 — and 190 other sites on sale for only $5 should you want to venture beyond the ones listed here.

Now, without further ado: our first $5 discount saves you 88% off Evil Angel!  This network is a true ass-lover’s paradise — think of them as the proverbial “end of the rainbow” that goes all the way up her ‘you know where’!

Crystal Crown gets drilled.

Evil Angel is sure to satisfy all of your taboo backdoor fantasies and more! The brand itself was created by gonzo sex pioneer, John Stagliano (the hero also known as “Buttman”). Since those humble days of filming boy/girl anal on super8 film, EvilAngel.com has grown exponentially. You’ll see today’s top stars going wild with dp, BDSM/fetish action, fisting, group sex, lesbianism, and so much more! Plus, they also offer trans content here as well. See for yourself why Evil Angel keeps on winning industry awards!

They’re after her lucky charms…and that ass!

Next up, we are letting you take $24.95 off XEmpire! XEmpire.com is a network of great hardcore that is produced and directed by AVN-winning director, Mason. On XEmpire, you’ll find the action divided into four unique sites: HardX, EroticaX, DarkX, and LesbianX. With these sizzling options, there’s just no end to the passionate lovemaking, hardcore fucking, interracial sex and exquisite girl-on-girl action.

Play time with Maya Kendrick and Sovereign Syre on LesbianX.com

With impeccable quality and attention to detail, XEmpire brings you star showcases and original series from all four of their unique sites. You will see different sides and characteristics of today’s top porn stars, and also get to meet some hot newcummers.

Penny Brooks shines all through her scene on EroticaX!

Now, rest assured: you aren’t seeing double! But, this crazy discount lets you get 21Sextury for $5.00 — but, if you want to go even wilder, you can also double up your savings and also score their kinky sister network, 21Sextreme for $5.00 as well!

Ginger gets drilled by a hung grandpa on 21 Sextreme.

21Sextreme.com is sure to please anyone looking for that extra-taboo factor. Pictured above is content from Grandpas Fuck Teens — and you’ll find plenty more old/young action, plus: anal, fisting, BDSM, foot play, shemales, lesbians, femdom, and more!

Meanwhile…

Hey, this isn’t green beer…

21Sextury.com is more “mainstream” in its style, but no less raunchy and fun. Whether you enjoy teens, MILFS, big dicks, big boobs, anal, facials, blowjobs, lesbian sex, solo models, or just hot fucking galore, 21 Sextury has plenty of great content. And honestly, with these great savings, it only makes sense to grab both 21Sextreme and 21Sextury and pair them up like the naughty step-siblings they are!

A little slice of heaven awaits on Anal Teen Angels!

Alright, last but definitely not least: be prepared to be the envy of horny men everywhere when you snag your Girlsway membership for a whooping 84% off!  For a limited time, this award-winning and incredibly intense lesbian network that catapulted the wildly creative producer/director, Bree Mills into the porn industry spotlight is yours for just $5.00!

If you’re tired of “staged” lesbian scenes where the actresses mindlessly rub each other or use toys, Girlsway will blow your mind–this network captures how real women make love and get pleasure from each other.

Penny Pax shows her blonde friend how to cut loose!

Besides the main Girlsway.com reality porn, you’ll find hot action on: Mommy’s Girl (MILF/Teen pairings), Moms on Moms, Web Young (teen lesbians), Girls Try Anal, and Sex Tape Lesbians. You can also look forward to hot babes getting featured as Girlsway’s Girl of the Month too! Girlsway is always giving you hot new content that pushes the envelope in the lesbian niche, so if you think you’ve “seen it all,” think again!

3 Gingers, one bed. Be sure to check out Girlsway to see Kendra James, Lauren Phillips, and Edyn Blair’s “shenanigans”!

We leave you now with a fun fact: Searches for leprechaun porn increase 8,000 percent on St. Patrick’s Day — but we say, why limit yourself? Also, we went ahead and googled that for you…

Enjoy an entire rainbow’s worth of savings with Porn Discounts and have plenty o’gold leftover…but maybe stash it somewhere safe and fill that pot up with more great hardcore entertainment instead!

And again, if you’re going out and enjoying some shenanigans, please drink responsibly and never drink and drive…