Sometimes when we read the news, we wonder: is this a maybe a porn parody instead? It might be an occupational hazard since our brain is mostly on porn 24/7 — however — this recent headline direct from CIA headquarters could very well pass for a strange reality porn scenario…
A woman was arrested after she repeatedly tried to enter CIA headquarters and asked to speak with “Agent Penis,” according to police. Jennifer Hernandez, 58, claimed she had applied for a job at the agency and had an appointment with her recruiter at the complex in Langley, Virginia.
She was first stopped by security when she attempted to walk in through the main vehicle entrance on 22 April. When her story failed to check out, a CIA police officer told her she could be arrested for trespassing if she did not leave.
Ms Hernandez then walked off, only to return on 1 May in a Lyft car. She was given a written warning and again told to leave. Click HERE to read the full article on The Independent.
Hey, we’d love to see this “true story” get adapted for adult film, if anyone out there with a production company is listening in. But failing that, in the meantime, we’ve put together some “spy themed” porn discounts–because even if “they” might always be watching, we’re always gonna be helping you save!
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