Let Us Rev Your Engine…

…And you just relax and focus on stuffing that key of yours deep inside the ignition! It goes without saying that “auto erotica” is a very real thing when one is in the presence of…

“Special Agent Penis, do you copy?”

Sometimes when we read the news, we wonder: is this a maybe a porn parody instead? It might be an occupational hazard since our brain is mostly on porn 24/7 — however — this recent…