Let Us Rev Your Engine…

…And you just relax and focus on stuffing that key of yours deep inside the ignition!

It goes without saying that “auto erotica” is a very real thing when one is in the presence of a gorgeous sports car. And maybe some of you have fond backseat or dashboard-related memories that involve a hot babe too. We hope so!

Even Meatloaf hopes so…

However, once again, we have some “life imitates porn” inspiration here: it’s a perfect storm involving Telsa, PornHub, and a cream pie. Oh yeah…an “accidental cream pie.”

Full story on XBiz here, but the gist is: one adventurous, horny couple decided to bravely test out the Tesla’s autopilot feature — and then they decided to fuck while cruising down the highway–AND, yes, they filmed the action too.

In all fairness, though, the female half of the couple IS a professional porn actress: Taylor Jackson aka Tesla Taylor (@TaylorJacksonxx)

Naturally, the clip ended up on Porn Hub, but it didn’t go viral until this month…and like a gorgeous Tesla on the highway, the buzz about this is not slowing down. Even Elon has weighed in:

At Porn Discounts, we want you to always arrive alive. So while we’re all about enjoying those vehicular-related fantasies, we hope you’ll park somewhere safe before you play — or just leave the stunts to the professionals while you check out these hot deals to sites where you’ll find “driving related” and cream pie hardcore action. Without further ado…

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Driver XXX is sure to spice up that ho-hum commute of yours. Basically in exchange for a quick lift, these sexy teens reward their safe drivers with a hot suck and fuck — while pulled over, of course! DriverXXX.com is one of the developing sites on Nubiles, but since one low rate unlocks 15+ exclusive sites, this is a great bargain for anyone who enjoys a variety of teen hardcore action.

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And ok, if you still need more cream pie action in your life all-around, then use this discount link and save $20.00 on Love Cream Pie. This single site used to stand-alone — but they have since become part of Sexy Hub network — which is good news for you!

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Now, because we like to put our money where our mouth is, we really do want you to drive safely — so as any reputable driving instructor would tell you: hang up that cellphone and wait to check social media until after you’ve arrived. That said, the driving instructors over at FakeDrivingSchool.com have a decidedly different agenda….and it couldn’t be hotter!

And you know what else rocks? You can score Fake Driving School and the entire Fake Hub network for only $9.99 with this discount! Look, the porn is definitely staged — but that’s basically the point of Fake Hub — deliciously campy reality porn fun! You will find over 10+ exclusive sites on Fake Hub network, so if you get a little burned out behind the wheel, you can pull in (or pull out! hehehe!) for some hot casting and pick-up action too.

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…Wait, what was our stop again? Ahh, nevermind! In any case, we hope these sexy transportation options and hardcore entertainment deals will inspire you to keep on arriving alive…if only because, well… you obviously can’t fuck or jack-off if you’re dead — and everyone will make fun of you if you die in a Tesla or other vehicle with your pants down!

If you need some release, that’s cool. Just leave the driving to the professionals…

Right? Cool! So buckle up — or get unbuckled — and check back here for more great deals!