WE WANT YOU: Make America Cum Again!

Hello horny people! We have some amazing news! The wait is finally over: just in time for the holiday shopping season and the erection of 2020, Porn Discounts has launched a new retail venture: ShopMACA.com

With the gorgeous and talented Stormy Daniels as the face (and body of) the Make America Cum Again campaign, we are aspiring to help Americans to reach across the aisle—and below the belt! After all, every adult needs a good “tension release” sometimes, right? Like seriously: raise your hand if you’re stressed out right now? Yeah? Us too! And sure, you could hit the gym, eat right, etc. but what else is more pleasurable (or healthier) than a good hard climax?!

It’s crazy to think everyone will agree on everything all the time — and yet, we are all merely human beings — with certain basic needs in common. On ShopMaca.com you can finally tell the world what you think this country really needs–and what most healthy horny people want: to cum! Go on and check out our cool selection of apparel for men and women, as well as fun gifts.

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Hopefully a desire to cum is also partially why you enjoy our humble blog—hot pics, great savings, and we hope, sometimes some laughs too. As such, we apologize for the slight radio silence, but hopefully you can see it’s been for a very hot cause!

Check out Stormy’s MACA video below — and SHARE, SHARE, SHARE!

As our Queen says: When you send an email to [email protected], you will receive 5 extra-special discounts to some top adult sites (and it’s such a juicy deal that we can’t name names up front!) And if something strikes your fancy, then here’s more good news: $2 of every membership sale is going to support two incredible charities: K9s for Warriors and Pineapple Support. Read more about MACA Charity work here!

“You mean this is Porn for a cause?” You bet it is, buddy!

At Porn Discounts, we always strive to give you the best possible deals on the adult entertainment of your choice — because obviously paying for your porn is THE best way to keep the studios and talent you love in business. However, why stop there? If we can help Americans get off AND encourage more overall goodness (and good humor) in the world, then why the hell not?! Let’s do it people!

Recent studies have actually shown that Americans aren’t having enough sexy time — so whether you’re cumming solo or have a partner at the ready, consider this your patriotic duty that also does a body good! We might not be able to end the political deadlocks in DC, but we sure can encourage you all to end the dry spell plaguing our great nation!

Get ready to cum: let Stormy help inspire you…

Get Connected:

Follow @maca_shop and @porndiscounts on Twitter and tell us how you’re doing your part! Swap cum with the healthy consenting partner(s) of your choice — and then share your cum stories with us! #MACA

And as always, check back here for more great adult discounts! We love you, America!