First off: Thanks again to everyone for the support as we launch our new retail venture, ShopMaca.com. We’re so excited for this new chapter — and our company has “never done anything like this before” — so as sexy first-timers, your likes/comments/retweets and patronage really do mean the world to us! Follow us on @pordiscounts on Twitter and @maca_shop to stay in the loop…because there’ll be plenty more cum–er…plenty more things to come–and cum! Yes–lots of cum!
Now…*ahem* speaking of cumming and sexy first-timers….We want to go on record and say that this ‘No Nut’ business that you see floating around lately is absolutely fucking nuts. “Puritanical” might be the adjective de rigueur for this nonsense, but from a historical standpoint, the Puritans actually enjoyed getting laid. Yep — believe it or not, Puritans passed their time nutting quite frequently and even out of wedlock! However, if you insist on a historical analogy for understanding this modern madness, you might say that the Victorians called: and they want their hairy palms back!
In response to this backwards, regressive, and pseudo science garbage, we’ve decided it’s important to encourage healthy nutting habits. These sweet deals below emphasize plenty of solo fun — so as to encourage you to “nut when you need to.” To each their own, as always, but nothing and no one should EVER make you ashamed to masturbate or enjoy sex with the consenting legal partner(s) of your choice — it’s human and natural!
Now, since we just featured our 34% off lifetime discount FTV Girls and 32% off Abby Winters, we’ll use this post to hone in on a new masturbation site: WankItNow.com. For a limited time, we’re offering a 34% off lifetime discount to Wank It Now, where you’ll find over 3500 4K & Full HD Videos and 200+ models.
Wank it Now specializes in POV “voyeur friendly” scenes where you can just watch — but then, sometimes in a fun twist, the model will break the fourth wall and you get in some jerk off instructions. If either of those things excite you, it’s really hard to beat a discounted membership to Wank it Now.
The quality, variety, and regular update schedule makes them a solid value for your money. In addition to an amazing video collection, Wank it Now has photo content, a member’s forum — and rumor has it, a separate site for VR action. To us though, it’s kinda like that Snickers commercial. If you jive with: “Hungry? Why Wait,” then “Horny? Wank it Now!” seems like a reasonable leap to us!
In any case, have yourself a satisfying Nutvember…and gird your loins anyway because we’re gonna have some INSANE Thanksgiving and Black Friday deals coming right around the corner!
Ps. Straight content not your thing? Then you might enjoy checking out this new 67% off discount to Maskurbate where you’ll find masked muscular hunks at play alone and together — or enjoy a lifetime discount of 63% off Solo Trannies.
