Well, well: just when you thought the cheap porn deals out there couldn’t get any better, we have another treat up our sleeve — and you’re definitely gonna want to sit down for this one… For all you horny nymphos (or nympho lovers) who feel like can’t possibly get enough porn, we have the ultimate “Cyber Slut Monday” gift: $5 porn site memberships.
Yep, you heard us: for a limited time, you can buy membership to several premium porn brands. No, we aren’t kidding. No, you aren’t having a wet dream (yet) — this is reality. Check out the links below and go wild — hell, who can resist? Just be aware the expiration date on each site’s offer varies, which we have listed also for your reference. Finally: you can score that big screen TV deal that you’ve been eyeing at ‘Breast Buy’ or Walmart — AND also afford some hot porn to plaster all over that screen too!
$5 Porn Deals for Cyber Monday
Evil Angel is on sale now until Dec 10th. If you aspire to making Santa’s naughty list, Evil Angel is a surefire way to attain such infamy. Perfect for lovers of anal, kink, alt. chicks, and, well, things that stray a little bit from vanilla-heaven, Evil Angel is piled high (18,000+ videos) with great content from several award-winning directors, including founder John Stagliano. We featured Evil Angel back during our Anal August promotion — so if you missed out then, lube up now and get in there!
X Empire is on sale now until Dec 12th. We recently featured one of their network sites, Hard X, so if you were on the fence back then, consider this clear and present “X” the sign from the porn gods that you need! Produced and Directed by Mason, X Empire gives you many different flavors of porn across three exclusive network sites in a style that is always glam and classy – and perfect for enjoying with your lady too.
Wicked Pictures is on sale from now until December 11th. Wicked is one the biggest and longest-running adult studios out there. In the decadent days of the 90s and early 2000s, Wicked launched the careers of several adult “mega stars” and renown directors. When you join their online site, you get access to a vast archive, plus more DVDs than you’ll know what to do with…well, you know what to do, right?
Girlfriend Films is on sale from now until December 15th. They recently took home the XBIZ and AVN awards for Best All-Girl Series — no small feat in a sea of lesbian porn. But we love Girlfriend Films for the way in which they give you all different kinds of lesbian hardcore that explores various niches in the broader category. Fans of MILF/teen pairing will especially love the action here. Oh, did we mention you get daily updates and bonus interview and behind the scenes content too?
21 Sextury network is on sale from now until December 16th; but here’s what, when you join 21 Sextury, you automatically get membership to both 21 Naturals and 21 Sextreme networks. 21 Sextury by itself is pretty much the ultimate deal for fans of the European porn scene, and for anyone who wants “a little bit of everything” — but when you add in its nasty “step sibling” networks, you end up with the full spectrum of erotica and kink covered.
Lastly, in case you haven’t already heard, 21 Sextury networks and Evil Angel both have joined up with the Adult Time platform…and if you’re looking for the ultimate ‘Porn Netflix’ experience where you get select content from top brands plus “original series”, then hurry up and score your $5 discount membership to Adult Time right now — before their promotion expires on December 9th.
In any case, with these porn subscriptions cheaper than most latte habits, you have no excuse not to treat yourself! Relieve all that holiday tension: grab a $5 deal and make Christmas cum early — and again, and again!
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