If you’re reading this and still feeling the wondrous affects of a Thanksgiving-induced food coma, bravo! We won’t bust your bubble — we know you’re probably ready to settle in (and hopefully sleep-in) tomorrow. However, as you know the Internet never sleeps — which means that many top adult brands have already spammed you with their special Black Friday deals. With so many tantalizing options, how the hell does anyone choose?
Hence, we’ve decided that we’re going to take this post and lay everything on the line for you in a way that is hopefully more sane and organized than the mayhem scrolling by on social media. We’ll sort by niche and price point so you can browse within your budget – as we always say: blow your wad, not your wallet!
Anyone remember watching “Alfred Hitchcock Presents” with the dramatic overture of his somewhat rotund profile filling out the shadowy outline? If we could make the porn equivalent of such a gesture, well, we would at this point — but without further ado, here we go!
Porn Discounts: Best Black Friday Deals 2019
Straight/Mainstream Porn Flash Sales @$7.99 a month:
According to our sources, several top adult brands are dropping their rates lower than usual for this limited window of time from November 28th – December 5th.
We already covered the discounts to Brazzers and Lil Humpers in our previous post (with the lovely Brittany Andrews); but you’re also going to see the rates plummet for several other big fish in the porn game.
So get ready to rumble…and for a very limited time, enjoy a 74% off discount to:
Reality Kings – “It’s good to be the king.” This huge (53+ sites) network churns out today’s top reality porn that you know and love, and also houses many “classic” sites too.
Mofos – If you like the tone and tenor of Reality Kings but want more of an emphasis on amateur girls and fresh cuties, then you definitely need to see what these Mofos are up to!
Babes.com – Get ready to be up to your eyeballs in hot babes! Babes network gives you glamcore erotica spread across 5+ sites with different niches explored.
Digital Playground – The winner of hundreds of industry awards and purveyor of some of the best adult dvds around, Digital Playground is a solid bet if you like keeping your finger (or other body parts) on the pulse of the porn industry. You can enjoy thousands of their exclusive dvds — which includes some hilarious porn parodies too.
Mile High Media – Another award-winning porn powerhouse, Mile High Media has a little something for everyone. You get access to some sweet exclusive bonus sites here including: Reality Junkies, Sweetheart Video, Sweet Sinner, Doghouse, Couples Seeking Teens and Mile High Collection.
Twistys – Imagine having access to over 4,000+ gorgeous amateur and professional centerfolds — but it’s not a dream! Twistys is a babe-centric hot-spot that focuses mainly on solo and lesbian content these days, but there’s some great hardcore in their archive (which goes back about ten years).
Fake Hub – This funny and sexy network doesn’t pretend to be anything other than what it is! Enjoy raunchy hardcore action with casting, public sex, POV, and many other unapologetically staged fantasy scenarios, filmed in Europe and elsewhere.
True Amateurs – Anyone who loves genuine first-timers on camera owes it to themselves to experience this site!
On the hunt for something else? Like Trans or Gay deals at this same price point? You got it!
Enjoy 74% off Trans Angels – one of the most widely regarded ‘glamcore’ shemale sites. Or, broaden your sexual horizons with a discount to Why Not Bi, the ground-breaking new threesome site.
If you really need a man — or four — then look out because: Men.com, Bromo, Twisted Families, and Sean Cody are ALL on sale too! (Note: sale ends on 12/3 for these sites).
We hope this helps you select and save on the content you enjoy the most! Check back here for more great deals… Oh, and if you really, REALLY like lists, say hi to our friend Tommy over at Tommy’s Bookmarks.
