For many of you, right now probably feels like the perfect ‘calm before the storm’ before the holiday celebrations and/or vacation days commence later on in the month. If you’re already feeling restless though, check…
Year: 2019
Cyber-Slut Monday!
Well, well: just when you thought the cheap porn deals out there couldn’t get any better, we have another treat up our sleeve — and you’re definitely gonna want to sit down for this one……
PornDiscounts.com Presents: Your Definitive Guide to the Best Black Friday/Cyber Monday Savings!
If you’re reading this and still feeling the wondrous affects of a Thanksgiving-induced food coma, bravo! We won’t bust your bubble — we know you’re probably ready to settle in (and hopefully sleep-in) tomorrow. However,…
Thanksgiving Special: Your Turkey Day Dilemmas Answered by a Real MILF, Miss Brittany Andrews!
Hello Horny People: and a Happy, happy Thanksgiving to you all! Of course, if you don’t celebrate this holiday in your part of the world, well, hopefully you can still find reasons to be grateful…
Pumpkin Spice Porn: Family Strokes!
You already know it: there’s a sale on top of a sale going on this week pretty much everywhere. Some retailers are already rolling out the big guns — and to boot, we even saw…
This Nutvember, Always Remember: “Nut When You Need to!”
First off: Thanks again to everyone for the support as we launch our new retail venture, ShopMaca.com. We’re so excited for this new chapter — and our company has “never done anything like this before”…
WE WANT YOU: Make America Cum Again!
Hello horny people! We have some amazing news! The wait is finally over: just in time for the holiday shopping season and the erection of 2020, Porn Discounts has launched a new retail venture: ShopMACA.com…
Weekend Edition: Daylight Savings…Savings — Hard X!
As John Lennon of the Beatles penned in 1964, “it’s been a hard day’s night” — and coincidentally, the way stress seems to make day and night blend together becomes even more exacerbated when we…
FAKEHUB: Where the Tricks ARE Treats!
Happy Halloween from Porn Discounts! We have plenty of treats, thrills, and chills of the sexy kind for you, but first, here’s a little soundtrack to get you in the mood… Now, obviously we want…
Special Cocktober Weekend Edition: Hellmouth Rising!
We have another one of those ‘life imitates porn/porn imitates life’ situations — with a historical precedent, no less! Behold, the medieval “Hellmouth” below: The hellmouth was understood as a huge gaping hole that leads…